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Roadrunner
02-28-2009, 10:48 PM
"Nurses aren't suppose to laugh." Fred declared, Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen, Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse "I don't know what came over me." On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again! "Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Fred replied." >Things went downhill from there. :biggrin:
fast82z
02-28-2009, 11:42 PM
I didn't know your name was Fred, I thought it was Burt? HAHAHA!!
Speed Racer
02-28-2009, 11:46 PM
I'm gonna sue that bitch ! There is a privacy law!!!
fast82z
02-28-2009, 11:50 PM
Oh, so Speed Racer is Fred. I think I got it now.
Speed Racer
02-28-2009, 11:51 PM
And the swelling still hasn't gone down!!!
Speed Racer
02-28-2009, 11:52 PM
And my wife won't let me leave the house, LOL!!!
TwistedInnovations
02-28-2009, 11:57 PM
Its Bert not Burt he gets mad.
Roadrunner
03-01-2009, 07:08 AM
I was trying to be tight lipped, Fred is really Kevin, sorry Kevin, I tried not to spill the beans! This is why Kevin's nickname is "Pee-Wee!" (PS) Don't worry Kevin, there is still hope for small men!
TwistedInnovations
03-01-2009, 08:58 AM
real nice BERT, I cant understand why you told every one. [PS] can I use your hammer again.
Roadrunner
03-01-2009, 09:07 AM
Kevin; Why do you need a hammer?
Roadrunner
03-01-2009, 09:24 PM
Kevin; Admitting to your short comings is halfway to wellness!
Thee Twitch
03-01-2009, 09:39 PM
Why are you "men" talking about eachothers manhoods? You know there are gay websites you can attend to discuss this matter. :)
Roadrunner
03-01-2009, 10:04 PM
Real Cute! For your information, I'm to fucking old to be gay! Can't take a joke? To fucking bad!
TwistedInnovations
03-01-2009, 10:13 PM
easy bert remember your heart. Old fart
hondaCX
03-04-2009, 12:59 PM
The old guys ftw...
TwistedInnovations
03-04-2009, 04:28 PM
The old guys ftw...take it easy barney.Did you drop your bullet?
hondaCX
03-04-2009, 04:37 PM
take it easy barney.Did you drop your bullet?
LOL... Yeah but i still have the other 45 rounds I carry. lol
TwistedInnovations
03-04-2009, 04:45 PM
why dont you come around any more?
hondaCX
03-04-2009, 05:33 PM
why dont you come around any more?
Are you talking to me? LOL
Roadrunner
03-04-2009, 06:00 PM
He's talking to HondaCX, Unfortunetly I have to see Kevin almost everday. His shop is right next to mine. Good thing too, I never know what tool he is going to need to borrow next? R.R.
hondaCX
03-04-2009, 07:42 PM
why dont you come around any more?
I haven't really been doing much. I did however just move into another house, and been working crazy hours. Having two jobs really sucks! trying to get the body work done too my car and all be for the baby pops out...
I am sure I will be seeing you when I get the car done. Also I regret to inform all that I will not be able to attend the thing for Mike. I feel bad but the other guy I work with needed the day off for somthing for his Police Department. too much info? lol
fast82z
03-04-2009, 08:22 PM
Burt just be thankful he hasn't asked to borrow your trouser snake tool.....yet
TwistedInnovations
03-04-2009, 10:44 PM
too small and I would have to ask his wife.
Roadrunner
03-05-2009, 06:21 AM
That's sick!